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[14 Aug 2007|08:25am]
Sometimes you watch a movie and you can tell that, although you loved it, it's not going to be loved by snobs of sninema. It might leave the plebes clapping their hands and squealing in delight, but so do velour and round-toed heels. It is simply not haute. It is simply not vogue.

Watching Stardust, I was absolutely on patrol for this mysterious "nice try but not cool". It wanted to be The Princess Bride, reviewers said, but TPB embodied a more effortless cool. Stardust, they said, tried too hard. That's largely why I love it.

Because of all the trying.

But let's not forget the delight of a well-placed spacial awareness. Too much is the filmmakers realizing that the plot is ridiculous and writing in some, "fuck it, let's just hamstring this lame plot" humor. Stardust doesn't cripple itself, but it's full of wink-wink, nudge-nudge humor and furtive looks at the audience. Love it. Also love the breezy fantasy glitz; a falling star, buttons with roman numerals on them, wearing spurs indoors.

Let the fairy tale begin with what appears to be Sigmund Freud at a steampunk-cool telescope )
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Yes, I admit it [16 Jul 2007|10:21am]
Basil was stunned.

ETA: THIS
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AHAHAHAHA [24 Apr 2007|11:37am]
Guess who is getting a phone interview with the Obama campaign.


AHAHA

AAh.

Aah

Also Florida has palm trees but is otherwise hell because apparently the south does not yet believe in starbucks.
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REMEMBER THIS. [20 Apr 2007|01:47am]
I just found this on my computer. ROCK.

C-TEAM, THE MOVIE:
Teaser )


The Trailer )

Ahahaha. That would make the sweetest movie ever.
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College. The answer is college. [21 Aug 2006|05:39pm]
Well here I am. At college. I have a big headache and a meeting about date-rape to go to in ten minutes--the people are okay, we'll see. Moving in was okay as well. It's nice to have a tiny tiny room completely full of things you wanted to buy. My roommate is nice. We have about six fans going. I don't really mind especially except that I don't have the heart to take off my nice new comforter. Whatever.

You guys will be fine At College (and probably less apathetic and headachey than I am!)

Advice: Have your family help you move in

Keep your door open

Talk to people (eww, right? Do it anyway)

Don't limit yourself to the first group of friends that takes you on

Drink lots of water

Bring aspirin!! Not only nighttime Tylenol! Diseaster may strike when it is not nighttime.

Bring a desk-lamp. Usually the ones they give you are a.) dingy b.) flourescent.




Probably in a while I will make a wibble post like "OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE FREAKED OUT CRAP" but until then I suggest you take my advice, because my advice is to this point very good.
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Huge Paper [19 Mar 2006|09:13pm]
HELP DO I NEED INTERNAL CITATIONS
A. YES
B. No
C. DOOM
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A veritable flurry of updates! [14 Mar 2006|11:52pm]
The following is critical to my continued sanity:
Who is up for shoe-shopping, and when?
I would suggest this weekend, or some time during the week-after-next (during which I assume I am correct in assuming we have no school, which is definitely a logical fallacy. And also it is post-21st).
This is seriously extra, super-important. Of only slightly less importance is the issue of Formal Attire for DC. We need Formal Attire for DC, too.

Talk to me, please, or I will simply implode with this lack of materialism, or achieve nirvana.
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PATRICK [14 Mar 2006|09:34pm]
Was the essay supposed to be from Triangulo, or the orange book whose title I don't remember?

Quickly now!
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OPEN CALL [12 Feb 2006|09:04pm]
Hey kids. I don't know what you're doing on Saturday--nor, particularly, does it matter--but:

We're stuffing Melissa's rounds at State.

R.S.V.P to me, preferably before Friday so I can arrange transportation. State is at Oak Lawn, and I have no idea where that is, so transportation is vascillating between Option A (carpool) and Option B (motorcade). The latter is more impressive by a few cars.

What To Expect (Q&A)

Q: What do you mean, "stuffing the round"? Should I bring fluff?

A: No, that's silly. "Stuffing the round" means filling a speech round (in this case, an impromptu round) with a bevy of people who favor a specific speaker (Melissa). The bevy is supportive and reacts well to the favored speaker. In theory a stuffed round would stonewall a non-Melissa speaker, but that will get her kicked out or marked down. You'll also get to see an SOS round (maybe), and definitely Back to You in OC. Food will be provided.

Q: I have IMEA/Marlins/Am stupid and think I have a conflict.

A: No, you don't. Melissa got to state and that is more important than anything. And if you're not a public speaker, you probably don't know: an audience can make or break a round. And State audiences suck. Not going is like refusing to give an Olympic athlete a cup of Gatorade after the sixth lap of a relay. And tying his legs together.

Q: Impromtu sounds really boring!

A: Impromptu is actually fascinating. It's extemp that's boring.

Q: don't you guys leave at 5:30 or something? I need my sleep.

A: Usually there is a coffee run at 5:45, but you are not required to buy coffee, so no.

Do something nice! Support Melissa at State! Get to see Back to You!

(And I am not joking about the R.S.V.P)

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Speech Meet, ho hum [28 Jan 2006|09:01pm]
The Speech Meet: Got there Before Sunrise, came back After Sunset, smelling probably like a strip club (makeup and fear), my Givenchy tights awash with blood...

Stuff I Accomplished: Broke to semi-finals in SOS. Lugged an extemp box up three flights of stairs and across a hallway, then down, then to the car. Bruised eight of ten finger joints! Saw [info]broan33.

Stuff I Realized: I have a pervese desire not to do what will be successful, but what I think is interesting. Like why the hell is my SOS not about being a good person or sevens steps to success in college? WHY? Because I am perverse and am never going to be successful ever at anything. Also I think I am bad because I am TOO TIRED to be good. At stuff. And SO TIRED.

*whines*

*has a medal?*

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[17 Dec 2005|11:22pm]
HEY MEL I NEED THAT LIST YOU KNOW WHICH LIST OKAY THANKS THIS IS TOTALLY A SENTENCE.
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